His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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