I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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