we should wear snuggies to the strip club
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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