white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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