"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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