awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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