in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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