you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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