If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
MIDGETS
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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