I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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