thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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