why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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