I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
