Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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