If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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