whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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