There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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