is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
operation harelip BJ is a go
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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