we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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