it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Can you bring me the toilet please
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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