I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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