I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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