How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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