when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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