Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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