Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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