it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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