How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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