i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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