I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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