idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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