she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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