Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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