You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
are you so shy because you have an std?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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