You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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