Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There r osticjed everywhere
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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