so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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