You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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