He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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