IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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