As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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