in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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