woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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