She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
its liver damage thursday
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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