Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
It's Friday. Sex?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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