She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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