last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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