Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
