Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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