Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Randomize
