Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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