Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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