Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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