found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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